|Digital Knightmares|


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Top 15 link advertisers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Mack

 340
"http://www.macksden.com/dkflash/dk.html"
2 |D|K|Sleeper

 238
"Burns - neverminded@ntlworld.com"
3 |D|K|Viper

 206
"oh dear : http://homepage.ntlworld.com/warren.brier/mypage5.htm"
4 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 187
"javascript:void window.open('http://www.metallica.com/videoplayer/videoselect.asp?media_id=153'"
5 |D|K|Rick

 163
"save http://support.domainsbuy.com/csvexport.txt as a .php file, and edit it"
6 |D|K|BigAl

 141
"*!*@217-13-7-8.dd.nextgentel.com"
7 |D|K|Reaper

 109
"http://www.fmw.34sp.com/mainsite/mod.php?mod=userpage&menu=8&page_id=1"
8 |D|K|WeeAlien

 91
"lol check it out and the trailer ...... http://www.questforsaddam.com/"
9 |Rick|

 58
"It's easyspace.com's problem. Not yours :)"
10 |D|K|Bullet

 51
"http://www.xxxteam.net/upload/ownage3.jpg"
11 OriX

 51
"http://stats.scriptsbots.co.uk/stats.php?id=willeh"
12 |D|K|greenback

 36
"firestormhalo@hotmail.com"
13 Slackman

 36
"it took me 3 weeks to do this www.easyco-uk.34sp.com"
14 |3lite|edd

 25
"http://www.flashkit.com/loops/Pop-Rock/Rock/"
15 Demented-Idiot

 21
"http://help.dataforce.org.uk/Sof2/index.php :("



Top 15 slappers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Viper

 105
"* |D|K|Viper slaps edd-|F||Sof2 around a bit with a large trout"
2 |D|K|Reaper

 99
"* |D|K|Reaper slaps |D|K|Mack around a bit with a large trout"
3 |D|K|Rick

 65
"* |D|K|Rick slaps |D|K|TRIGG3R around a bit with a large trout"
4 |D|K|Mack

 40
"* |D|K|Mack slaps |D|K|Bot around a bit with a large trout"
5 edd-|F|

 28
"* edd-|F| slaps |Rick| around a bit with a large trout"
6 |D|K|TRIGG3R

 24
"* |D|K|TRIGG3R slaps |D|K|Bambi around a bit with a large trout"
7 |D|K|Sleeper

 22
"* |D|K|Sleeper slaps |D|K|Viper around a bit with a large trout"
8 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 18
"* |D|K|Gay_Burns slaps |D|K|Mack around a bit with a large trout"
9 |Rick|

 17
"* |Rick| slaps pal around a bit with a large trout"
10 |D|K|dOdger

 17
"* |D|K|dOdger slaps |D|K|Gambit around a bit with a large trout"
11 edd-|F||Sof2

 13
"* edd-|F||Sof2 slaps |D|K|Viper around a bit with a large trout"
12 |D|K|WeeAlien

 12
"* |D|K|WeeAlien slaps |3|lite|edd|SOF around with an even larger trout!"
13 |D|K|greenback

 12
"* |D|K|greenback Pimp Slaps |D|K|Bot"
14 Demented-Idiot

 10
"* Demented-Idiot slaps |D|K|Reaper around a bit with a large trout"
15 |D|K|BOT

 8
"* |D|K|Bot slaps |D|K|Reaper but thinks twice because |D|K|Reaper already has a face like a slapped ..."



Top 15 smiley using guys on #|d|k|

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 1727
"sure u dont fancy donating some blood ? :)"
2 |D|K|Mack

 1021
"u know how to make it hard on urself don't ya bud ;)"
3 |D|K|WeeAlien

 984
"a 12oGb hard drive Burns :)"
4 |D|K|Viper

 844
"and i quoted him as saying he has man boobs :)"
5 OriX

 456
"link me to the wolfy demo please :)"
6 |D|K|TRIGG3R

 450
"I THINK THIS COULD BE THE NEXT BEST THING :) FOR |d|k|"
7 |D|K|Rick

 449
"Stop spoiling my moment of glory :)"
8 |D|K|BigAl

 435
"you bought it!! feck was you sick at the time? :)"
9 |D|K|Sleeper

 314
"I think I have worked out how to rename the teams too :)"
10 Pete^Tola

 226
"its all the files, 103 of 'em :)"
11 |D|K|greenback

 166
"i got my 1.6 p4 overclocked to 2.4 :)"
12 |D|K|HavoK

 143
"hehe nice guy rick :)"
13 |3lite|edd

 142
"=CW= easy ;)"
14 |Rick|

 120
"Al: It's about 600 a month :)"
15 |D|K|little

 88
"is Ts down at the mo ? :)"



Top 15 Polite Peeps

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|BigAl

 173
"¤ Thanks For The @ L ¤"
2 |D|K|Viper

 139
"lmao cheers m8... a reputation to uphold here lol"
3 |D|K|greenback

 138
"• Thanks for the @ •"
4 |D|K|WeeAlien

 122
"ok doky, cheers"
5 |D|K|Mack

 120
"thanks m8, quite important ... ta"
6 |3lite|edd

 117
"«Thanks L»"
7 Barr3h^Gonzo

 88
"• Thanks for the +v •"
8 |D|K|Reaper

 69
"thankyou very much <<<<<< taking a bow"
9 |D|K|Sleeper

 67
"cheers"
10 |D|K|TRIGG3R

 57
"thank god its thursday :)"
11 Creep|

 57
"«Thanks |D|K|TRIGG3R»"
12 Creep|away

 47
"«Thanks |D|K|shit_aim»"
13 Barr3h^Away

 39
"• Thanks for the +v •"
14 Pete^Tola

 30
"• Thanks for the +v •"
15 |D|K|Bullet

 27
"like shit mate but thanks"



Top 15 "I'll be right back!!!"

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Mack

 211
"reaps - viper's gone, brb he said m8"
2 |D|K|WeeAlien

 127
"need the loo - brb"
3 |D|K|Sleeper

 69
"getting a coffee, brb"
4 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 59
"Gonna make me a cup of char ... brb"
5 |D|K|Viper

 44
"right brb... seeing if reboot will help"
6 |D|K|BigAl

 39
"coffee time again brb"
7 Demented-Idiot

 35
"[GLOBAL MSG@7:21:18pm] brb"
8 |D|K|Rick

 26
"brb"
9 |D|K|Reaper

 25
"brb"
10 |D|K|Bullet

 21
"brb gonna eatr me big juicey steak"
11 |D|K|little

 14
"brb"
12 |D|K|Gambit

 11
"brb coffee"
13 |D|K|CombatRock

 9
"gonna print some letters brb"
14 |D|K|Combat_Roc

 9
"brb"
15 OriX

 8
"brbr"



Top 15 money spenders

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Sleeper

 64
"or you could have bought more"
2 |D|K|Reaper

 47
"bought a nintendo 64 on the car boot sunday"
3 |D|K|Viper

 46
"depends on the money"
4 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 43
"They cost you good gaming money :)"
5 |D|K|Mack

 37
"<|D|K|Gay_Burns> Got £63 for it ... which still isnt bad since I bought it for £70 9 months ago"
6 |D|K|WeeAlien

 24
"they would not give cash, or GAME vouchers, i had to soend the money that day"
7 |D|K|Rick

 22
"Now that I think about it, I think Reaps or someone bought a cheapo router the other week."
8 |D|K|BigAl

 16
"it is a nice monitor for the money"
9 |D|K|greenback

 15
"I haven't bought a new game since rtcw just download them"
10 |D|K|Reaper_XP

 13
"you bought it online"
11 |D|K|Donor

 12
"just bought another video"
12 OriX

 12
"bought max payne 2 for my pc :D"
13 |D|K|Bullet

 10
"bought it then took it back cause it was shite"
14 Brain_Donor

 8
"yeah i new that when i bought it :P"
15 Slack

 6
"we lived in 8 years before we bought so we got a 13 grand discount"



#|d|k|'s cool guys

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Mack

 407
"cool .... and the feelin of gettin one over on vipes lasts a lifetime - i have the kelly brook/panda calendar..."
2 |D|K|Sleeper

 306
"Might be cool just add some small line for each map"
3 |D|K|WeeAlien

 210
"cool, get anything nice ?"
4 |D|K|Viper

 147
"cool... so most shops should be doing it then"
5 |D|K|Rick

 73
"Cool. Someone is making a barebones laptop."
6 |D|K|TRIGG3R

 49
"cool cheers reaper m8"
7 |D|K|BigAl

 49
"jonny cash has a new tune out, it's way cool man :)"
8 |D|K|HavoK

 30
"cool bully is me and cinds playing tonight?"
9 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 30
"omg how fuking cool is this :)"
10 |D|K|Combat_Roc

 27
"very cool.... u usin voice over mirc now?"
11 |D|K|Bullet

 24
"cool what u named them?"
12 |D|K|Donor

 21
"its cool ... although the sound fuks up on my computer"
13 |D|K|CombatRock

 20
"yeah Poljack is cool"
14 |Rick|

 17
"Cool...well, I'm all patched up, so I'm going in."
15 |D|K|little

 17
"cool, match with {CLiT}"



Top 15 foul mouths

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Mack

 1337
"excellent, the cunt deserves no better"
2 |D|K|Sleeper

 899
"I have no fucking clue what I am doing"
3 |D|K|Reaper

 442
"fuckin plus net services rock"
4 |D|K|Rick

 371
"Shit! Who's you rip off?"
5 |D|K|BigAl

 262
"well my mouse setup is fucked, so i'm going to do a format and clean install of XP. So i might not ..."
6 |D|K|Viper

 232
"shit me.... free expansion tho :)"
7 |D|K|Bullet

 135
"what the fucks an eggdrop"
8 |D|K|CombatRock

 125
"fuck... i rreally can't wait....!"
9 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 101
"maybe it was shit :)"
10 |D|K|TRIGG3R

 97
"BECAUSE IT IS FUCKED:("
11 |Rick|

 95
"Mebbe Viper has been up to his old face-shitting tricks."
12 OriX

 58
"im at my dads so im on a laggy network w/shitty pc"
13 |D|K|Reaper_XP

 53
"just installed my soundblaster 1024 and its fucked my internet connection up"
14 |D|K|Combat_Roc

 48
"fuckin hell m8 nice one"
15 |D|K|dOdger

 43
"i got a virus and it fucked all my exe files"



TOP 15 greeting people

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Mack

 792
"hi rob"
2 |D|K|BigAl

 608
"hi m8"
3 |D|K|Reaper

 372
"lo vipes good to cya m8"
4 |D|K|Sleeper

 336
"Lo guys. I have a lovely spanking clean car again"
5 |D|K|WeeAlien

 309
"Hi rock, i'm great m8. just got my new GF4 :)"
6 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 268
"lo donor"
7 |D|K|Viper

 232
"hi all :)"
8 |D|K|Bullet

 220
"lo vipe"
9 |D|K|greenback

 126
"lo all happy new year"
10 |D|K|TRIGG3R

 105
"lo dude"
11 |D|K|Rick

 61
"lo all"
12 |D|K|Reaper_XP

 60
"lo sleeps"
13 |D|K|little

 55
"hi kip m8"
14 |3lite|edd

 55
"lo rick"
15 |D|K|CombatRock

 53
"hi green"



#|d|k|'s short line writers

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Mack

 3547
"nn al"
2 |D|K|Sleeper

 3494
"LOL"
3 |D|K|Viper

 2633
"hehe"
4 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 2348
"one"
5 |D|K|WeeAlien

 1991
"yeah"
6 |D|K|Rick

 1049
"yup"
7 |D|K|BigAl

 1003
"Okay"
8 |D|K|Reaper

 995
"lol"
9 OriX

 991
">_<"
10 |D|K|TRIGG3R

 902
"yer"
11 Demented-Idiot

 447
"rick"
12 |D|K|dOdger

 438
"Hmmm"
13 |D|K|greenback

 420
"yep"
14 |D|K|Bullet

 414
"LOL"
15 |3lite|edd

 369
"nn"



Top 15 quoting people

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|BigAl

 169
"<06:58pm> * You were kicked from #|D|K| by |D|K|Bot (flood)"
2 |D|K|Viper

 101
"[23:32] <|D|K|Viper> - /load -rs script.ini loads a scripts file"
3 Demented-Idiot

 83
"[GLOBAL MSG@9:34:13pm GMT] NN"
4 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 74
"[Mp3] [Artist: Tori Amos] [Title: A Sorta Fairytale] [Track: (1)] [PãñGêã]"
5 |D|K|Sleeper

 53
"[18:56] * OriX has quit IRC (hub.uk.quakenet.org blueyonder1.uk.quakenet.org)"
6 OriX

 44
"[amsg] I JUS WANNA LOVE YA BABEH"
7 |D|K|Rick

 34
"[18:45] <|D|K|CombatRock> IVF have challenged us to a friendly should we accept it triggz?"
8 |D|K|Mack

 24
"<<sigh>> nvm tola m8, nvm"
9 |Rick|

 22
"[20:31] * |D|K|Sleeper has quit IRC"
10 Demented-AWAY

 19
"[GLOBAL MSG@12:38:01am GMT] AFK"
11 Bl3h

 18
"[21:39:57] [Bl3h]: he get all of tomb raider last nite?"
12 |D|K|greenback

 17
"<|D|K|Sleeper> who cares"
13 |D|K|Reaper

 15
"<~>Be Right Back<~>"
14 |D|K|Bullet

 15
"<|Rick|> Loads of people on their team with 21/6 scores, and the opposition all with 7/12 scores ..."
15 Tola`sleePing

 15
"[20:13:08] [Tola]: you want CS:CZ or not"



Top 15 stats freaks

  Nick Number of Lines Random Quote
1 |D|K|Sleeper

 82
"I've got to Ricks live server stats bit"
2 |D|K|BOT

 62
"I am currently recording stats about this channel, You can view them at our website http://www.dkc..."
3 |D|K|BigAl

 45
"you konw the stats page on eqx ?"
4 |D|K|Viper

 40
"you got rid of last years stats?"
5 |D|K|Reaper

 37
"hey sleeps i got the script for the irc stats i just need the idiot to help me get it up"
6 |D|K|Mack

 35
"yep ...... i'm gonna incorprate ur bravenet stats thing too, and the header movie once i'm done .... ..."
7 |D|K|Rick

 9
"I'm not entirely happy with having full stats though, I have to admit. Everyone gets totally obsessed ..."
8 |D|K|Gay_Burns

 8
"bullet m8 did you see the stats for the server?"
9 Demented-Idiot

 6
"i have downloaded ur stats thing..and i am gonna put it on some php space and make my bot connect ..."
10 {CLiT}Kartoffel

 4
"does this chan have stats too?"
11 Demented-AWAY

 4
"mirc stats or sof2 stats"
12 |D|K|WeeAlien

 3
"stats page"
13 Slack

 3
"im not on the irc stats"
14 Rick_

 3
"Do you not get proper stats Reaper?"
15 |eQx|R

 2
"im not! u can stick teh P*anda Stats"



Big Numbers

|D|K|Rick couldn't decide whether to stay or go and joined #|d|k| 352 times during this reporting period...
|D|K|Sleeper really wanted others to know what was doing - 1519 descriptions altogether.
Sample:
 [22:01] * |D|K|Sleeper is away to join Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory - FPS ET Server 2 - hosted by www.fpsclanservers.net (193.243.228.232:27974)
The evil guard of #|d|k| was |D|K|Mack who got this reputation after kicking out 77 people.
Sample:
 [22:23] <|D|K|Reaper> go go powerrangers
[22:23] * |D|K|Reaper was kicked by |D|K|Mack (|D|K|Reaper)

Also |D|K|Sleeper tried to look cool by kicking out 62 people.

OriX didn't get it on the first time and got kicked out for 43 times.
Sample:
 [15:01] <OriX> lo :D
[00:16] * OriX was kicked by |D|K|Reaper (OriX)

Runner-up: |D|K|Reaper - got 30 kicks.

|D|K|Gay_Burns knew what to say and said ":)" for 1718 times.
Loudest one was |D|K|HavoK with yell percentage of 17%!

Second loudest on the block: |D|K|TRIGG3R - 16% with high volume!

|D|K|BigAl gave most ops - actually 372 of them.

|D|K|Sleeper behaved badly and got deopped 25 times.
Slacks||oot had many things uncertain - 23% of lines contained a question.

...and silver medal goes to |D|K|ChickenGib - with question ratio of 21%.

Conversation killer award goes to |D|K|Mack whose final comment caused 4 conversations to end suddenly.
Following sample line ended 5-minute conversation and was followed by 6 minutes of silence:
 [16:32] <|D|K|Mack> sometimes yeah
|D|K|BigAl spoke most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row for 77 times...

Runner-up auto-chatter: |D|K|BOT - spoke 63 times with himself.

|D|K|Mack had sticky Shift button - wrote 302 lines in CAPS.
Sample:
 [19:26] <|D|K|Mack> "LOOK OUT ..... WEEEEEeeeeee !"
Rick_ wrote longest lines - average of 52 letters per line.

Average line length on #|d|k| was 25 letters.




Chat partners

People who talk most to each other

1 |D|K|Mack|D|K|Sleeper
2 |D|K|Viper|D|K|Sleeper
3 |D|K|Mack|D|K|WeeAlien
4 |D|K|Mack|D|K|Viper
5 |D|K|Gay_Burns|D|K|Sleeper
6 |D|K|BigAl|D|K|Sleeper
7 |D|K|WeeAlien|D|K|Sleeper
8 |D|K|Reaper|D|K|Sleeper
9 |D|K|Reaper|D|K|Mack
10 |D|K|Rick|D|K|Sleeper



Activity distribution

1/2003 - 12/2003

Lines per day Number of days
 1800..1999
2 (0.5%)
 1600..1799
3 (0.8%)
 1400..1599
2 (0.5%)
 1200..1399
8 (2.2%)
 1000..1199
21 (5.8%)
 800..999
22 (6.0%)
 600..799
46 (13%)
 400..599
74 (20%)
 200..399
85 (23%)
 1..199
74 (20%)
 0
28 (7.7%)



Most frequently repeated words at #|d|k|:

Count Word Last used by At
892 "playing" |D|K|Gay_Burns Yesterday 0:31
867 "getting" |D|K|Rick Yesterday 22:51
778 "something" WeeAlien Yesterday 23:01
772 "sleeper" |D|K|Viper 30.12.2003 13:02
710 "Thought" |D|K|Sleeper 30.12.2003 19:35
625 "FUCKING" |D|K|Rick 30.12.2003 21:22
612 "download" |D|K|Reaper 29.12.2003 20:18
548 "anything" OriX Yesterday 23:03
537 "someone" |D|K|Sleeper 30.12.2003 19:35
511 "working" OriX Yesterday 23:01

Most referred nicks:
Count Word Last used by At
460 "OriX" OriX Yesterday 23:10
381 "Tola" OriX 26.12.2003 21:40
167 "RoS" |3lite|edd 12.12.2003 15:58
88 "ZidT1" |3lite|edd 11.10.2003 0:17
58 "WeeAlien" OriX Yesterday 23:17

Most mentioned URL's:
Count Word Last used by At
45 "http://www.dkclan.co.uk" |D|K|Reaper 19.9.2003 21:18
33 "http://www.hl-2.info/" |D|K|Sleeper 12.10.2003 16:27
27 "http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?View..." |D|K|WeeAlien 30.12.2003 13:08
21 "bizarrefish.dnsalias.com" greenback 1.8.2003 21:37
20 "www.play.com" OriX 16.12.2003 23:42


Who uses most words that no-one else use?
Count Nick Randomly selected sample(amount)
63 |D|K|Mack "hehhehe"(19), "shittin"(6), "stoppin"(4), "chillis"(4), "essence"(3), "nuffink"(3), ...
49 |D|K|Sleeper "follows"(4), "blinked"(4), "bellend"(4), "woooooo"(3), "****ing"(3), "ocarina"(3), ...
44 |D|K|Reaper "arghhhhh"(10), "spykids"(4), "heyyyyy"(4), "cuntier"(4), "famouse"(3), "layouts"(3), ...
42 |D|K|Viper "bambers"(5), "inocent"(3), "upopiju"(3), "On¦Pure"(3), "orginal"(3), "IRCstats"(4), ...
41 |D|K|BigAl "mohaash"(7), "Verdana"(4), "Leadtek"(3), "behaves"(3), "autocad"(3), "condump"(3), ...
30 |D|K|BOT "=S*G*W="(7), "Mustang"(4), "mp_shop"(4), "NaiHarn"(4), "mp_pra2"(6), "Saddams"(3), ...
27 |D|K|Rick "reackon"(5), "plunger"(4), "*bleep*"(4), "paladin"(4), "whatnot"(3), "flashed"(3), ...
17 OriX "Reaper»"(10), "#willeh"(6), "lanning"(4), "fractal"(3), "«@OriX»"(4), "diffrent"(4), ...
17 |D|K|WeeAlien "formatt"(9), "howling"(8), "kacking"(7), "crackle"(7), "watered"(3), "BIGGINS"(3), ...
9 |D|K|Gay_Burns "freaking"(70), "nuthing"(5), "tourney"(3), "Mansley"(3), "festival"(5), "fragging"(4), ...

These two speak with their own words
Count Nicks Randomly selected sample(amount)
52 |D|K|Sleeper and |D|K|Mack "wellies"(10), "hehehee"(10), "snowman"(5), "nearest"(4), "wounded"(4), "puberty"(3), ...
50 |D|K|Mack and |D|K|Viper "germans"(5), "charlie"(5), "Premier"(4), "threads"(3), "someday"(3), "cloaked"(3), ...
33 |D|K|Sleeper and |D|K|Rick "barrier"(7), "flashes"(7), "doorway"(4), "calander"(7), "calming"(3), "stepped"(3), ...
32 |D|K|Sleeper and |D|K|Viper "cockbite"(9), "cunning"(5), "vaginal"(5), "nicking"(5), "flicked"(3), "trilogy"(3), ...
26 |D|K|Viper and |D|K|Rick "awakens"(7), "subjects"(5), "chipsets"(5), "autojoin"(4), "airfield"(4), "downtime"(3), ...
25 |D|K|Mack and |D|K|WeeAlien "sheee-it"(40), "sheeee-it"(34), "curious"(8), "sheeesh"(8), "satelite"(9), "chimney"(5), ...
24 |D|K|Mack and |D|K|Rick "invoice"(10), "lurking"(6), "notices"(5), "hideous"(4), "trinity"(3), "padlock"(3), ...
23 |D|K|Viper and |D|K|Reaper "reckons"(7), "descent"(6), "prevent"(4), "demoted"(3), "forgive"(3), "express"(3), ...
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