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Nick |
Number of Lines |
Random Quote |
| 1 |
|D|K|Viper |

 | 105 |
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"* |D|K|Viper slaps edd-|F||Sof2 around a bit with a large trout" |
| 2 |
|D|K|Reaper |

 | 99 |
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"* |D|K|Reaper slaps |D|K|Mack around a bit with a large trout" |
| 3 |
|D|K|Rick |

 | 65 |
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"* |D|K|Rick slaps |D|K|TRIGG3R around a bit with a large trout" |
| 4 |
|D|K|Mack |

 | 40 |
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"* |D|K|Mack slaps |D|K|Bot around a bit with a large trout" |
| 5 |
edd-|F| |

 | 28 |
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"* edd-|F| slaps |Rick| around a bit with a large trout" |
| 6 |
|D|K|TRIGG3R |

 | 24 |
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"* |D|K|TRIGG3R slaps |D|K|Bambi around a bit with a large trout" |
| 7 |
|D|K|Sleeper |

 | 22 |
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"* |D|K|Sleeper slaps |D|K|Viper around a bit with a large trout" |
| 8 |
|D|K|Gay_Burns |

 | 18 |
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"* |D|K|Gay_Burns slaps |D|K|Mack around a bit with a large trout" |
| 9 |
|Rick| |

 | 17 |
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"* |Rick| slaps pal around a bit with a large trout" |
| 10 |
|D|K|dOdger |

 | 17 |
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"* |D|K|dOdger slaps |D|K|Gambit around a bit with a large trout" |
| 11 |
edd-|F||Sof2 |

 | 13 |
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"* edd-|F||Sof2 slaps |D|K|Viper around a bit with a large trout" |
| 12 |
|D|K|WeeAlien |

 | 12 |
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"* |D|K|WeeAlien slaps |3|lite|edd|SOF around with an even larger trout!" |
| 13 |
|D|K|greenback |

 | 12 |
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"* |D|K|greenback Pimp Slaps |D|K|Bot" |
| 14 |
Demented-Idiot |

 | 10 |
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"* Demented-Idiot slaps |D|K|Reaper around a bit with a large trout" |
| 15 |
|D|K|BOT |

 | 8 |
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"* |D|K|Bot slaps |D|K|Reaper but thinks twice because |D|K|Reaper already has a face like a slapped ..." |
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Nick |
Number of Lines |
Random Quote |
| 1 |
|D|K|Gay_Burns |

 | 1727 |
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"sure u dont fancy donating some blood ? :)" |
| 2 |
|D|K|Mack |

 | 1021 |
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"u know how to make it hard on urself don't ya bud ;)" |
| 3 |
|D|K|WeeAlien |

 | 984 |
|
"a 12oGb hard drive Burns :)" |
| 4 |
|D|K|Viper |

 | 844 |
|
"and i quoted him as saying he has man boobs :)" |
| 5 |
OriX |

 | 456 |
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"link me to the wolfy demo please :)" |
| 6 |
|D|K|TRIGG3R |

 | 450 |
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"I THINK THIS COULD BE THE NEXT BEST THING :) FOR |d|k|" |
| 7 |
|D|K|Rick |

 | 449 |
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"Stop spoiling my moment of glory :)" |
| 8 |
|D|K|BigAl |

 | 435 |
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"you bought it!! feck was you sick at the time? :)" |
| 9 |
|D|K|Sleeper |

 | 314 |
|
"I think I have worked out how to rename the teams too :)" |
| 10 |
Pete^Tola |

 | 226 |
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"its all the files, 103 of 'em :)" |
| 11 |
|D|K|greenback |

 | 166 |
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"i got my 1.6 p4 overclocked to 2.4 :)" |
| 12 |
|D|K|HavoK |

 | 143 |
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"hehe nice guy rick :)" |
| 13 |
|3lite|edd |

 | 142 |
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"=CW= easy ;)" |
| 14 |
|Rick| |

 | 120 |
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"Al: It's about 600 a month :)" |
| 15 |
|D|K|little |

 | 88 |
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"is Ts down at the mo ? :)" |
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Nick |
Number of Lines |
Random Quote |
| 1 |
|D|K|Sleeper |

 | 64 |
|
"or you could have bought more" |
| 2 |
|D|K|Reaper |

 | 47 |
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"bought a nintendo 64 on the car boot sunday" |
| 3 |
|D|K|Viper |

 | 46 |
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"depends on the money" |
| 4 |
|D|K|Gay_Burns |

 | 43 |
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"They cost you good gaming money :)" |
| 5 |
|D|K|Mack |

 | 37 |
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"<|D|K|Gay_Burns> Got £63 for it ... which still isnt bad since I bought it for £70 9 months ago" |
| 6 |
|D|K|WeeAlien |

 | 24 |
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"they would not give cash, or GAME vouchers, i had to soend the money that day" |
| 7 |
|D|K|Rick |

 | 22 |
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"Now that I think about it, I think Reaps or someone bought a cheapo router the other week." |
| 8 |
|D|K|BigAl |

 | 16 |
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"it is a nice monitor for the money" |
| 9 |
|D|K|greenback |

 | 15 |
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"I haven't bought a new game since rtcw just download them" |
| 10 |
|D|K|Reaper_XP |

 | 13 |
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"you bought it online" |
| 11 |
|D|K|Donor |

 | 12 |
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"just bought another video" |
| 12 |
OriX |

 | 12 |
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"bought max payne 2 for my pc :D" |
| 13 |
|D|K|Bullet |

 | 10 |
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"bought it then took it back cause it was shite" |
| 14 |
Brain_Donor |

 | 8 |
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"yeah i new that when i bought it :P" |
| 15 |
Slack |

 | 6 |
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"we lived in 8 years before we bought so we got a 13 grand discount" |
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Nick |
Number of Lines |
Random Quote |
| 1 |
|D|K|Mack |

 | 407 |
|
"cool .... and the feelin of gettin one over on vipes lasts a lifetime - i have the kelly brook/panda calendar..." |
| 2 |
|D|K|Sleeper |

 | 306 |
|
"Might be cool just add some small line for each map" |
| 3 |
|D|K|WeeAlien |

 | 210 |
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"cool, get anything nice ?" |
| 4 |
|D|K|Viper |

 | 147 |
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"cool... so most shops should be doing it then" |
| 5 |
|D|K|Rick |

 | 73 |
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"Cool. Someone is making a barebones laptop." |
| 6 |
|D|K|TRIGG3R |

 | 49 |
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"cool cheers reaper m8" |
| 7 |
|D|K|BigAl |

 | 49 |
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"jonny cash has a new tune out, it's way cool man :)" |
| 8 |
|D|K|HavoK |

 | 30 |
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"cool bully is me and cinds playing tonight?" |
| 9 |
|D|K|Gay_Burns |

 | 30 |
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"omg how fuking cool is this :)" |
| 10 |
|D|K|Combat_Roc |

 | 27 |
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"very cool.... u usin voice over mirc now?" |
| 11 |
|D|K|Bullet |

 | 24 |
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"cool what u named them?" |
| 12 |
|D|K|Donor |

 | 21 |
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"its cool ... although the sound fuks up on my computer" |
| 13 |
|D|K|CombatRock |

 | 20 |
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"yeah Poljack is cool" |
| 14 |
|Rick| |

 | 17 |
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"Cool...well, I'm all patched up, so I'm going in." |
| 15 |
|D|K|little |

 | 17 |
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"cool, match with {CLiT}" |
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Nick |
Number of Lines |
Random Quote |
| 1 |
|D|K|Mack |

 | 1337 |
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"excellent, the cunt deserves no better" |
| 2 |
|D|K|Sleeper |

 | 899 |
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"I have no fucking clue what I am doing" |
| 3 |
|D|K|Reaper |

 | 442 |
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"fuckin plus net services rock" |
| 4 |
|D|K|Rick |

 | 371 |
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"Shit! Who's you rip off?" |
| 5 |
|D|K|BigAl |

 | 262 |
|
"well my mouse setup is fucked, so i'm going to do a format and clean install of XP. So i might not ..." |
| 6 |
|D|K|Viper |

 | 232 |
|
"shit me.... free expansion tho :)" |
| 7 |
|D|K|Bullet |

 | 135 |
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"what the fucks an eggdrop" |
| 8 |
|D|K|CombatRock |

 | 125 |
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"fuck... i rreally can't wait....!" |
| 9 |
|D|K|Gay_Burns |

 | 101 |
|
"maybe it was shit :)" |
| 10 |
|D|K|TRIGG3R |

 | 97 |
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"BECAUSE IT IS FUCKED:(" |
| 11 |
|Rick| |

 | 95 |
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"Mebbe Viper has been up to his old face-shitting tricks." |
| 12 |
OriX |

 | 58 |
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"im at my dads so im on a laggy network w/shitty pc" |
| 13 |
|D|K|Reaper_XP |

 | 53 |
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"just installed my soundblaster 1024 and its fucked my internet connection up" |
| 14 |
|D|K|Combat_Roc |

 | 48 |
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"fuckin hell m8 nice one" |
| 15 |
|D|K|dOdger |

 | 43 |
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"i got a virus and it fucked all my exe files" |
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Nick |
Number of Lines |
Random Quote |
| 1 |
|D|K|BigAl |

 | 169 |
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"<06:58pm> * You were kicked from #|D|K| by |D|K|Bot (flood)" |
| 2 |
|D|K|Viper |

 | 101 |
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"[23:32] <|D|K|Viper> - /load -rs script.ini loads a scripts file" |
| 3 |
Demented-Idiot |

 | 83 |
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"[GLOBAL MSG@9:34:13pm GMT] NN" |
| 4 |
|D|K|Gay_Burns |

 | 74 |
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"[Mp3] [Artist: Tori Amos] [Title: A Sorta Fairytale] [Track: (1)] [PãñGêã]" |
| 5 |
|D|K|Sleeper |

 | 53 |
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"[18:56] * OriX has quit IRC (hub.uk.quakenet.org blueyonder1.uk.quakenet.org)" |
| 6 |
OriX |

 | 44 |
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"[amsg] I JUS WANNA LOVE YA BABEH" |
| 7 |
|D|K|Rick |

 | 34 |
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"[18:45] <|D|K|CombatRock> IVF have challenged us to a friendly should we accept it triggz?" |
| 8 |
|D|K|Mack |

 | 24 |
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"<<sigh>> nvm tola m8, nvm" |
| 9 |
|Rick| |

 | 22 |
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"[20:31] * |D|K|Sleeper has quit IRC" |
| 10 |
Demented-AWAY |

 | 19 |
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"[GLOBAL MSG@12:38:01am GMT] AFK" |
| 11 |
Bl3h |

 | 18 |
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"[21:39:57] [Bl3h]: he get all of tomb raider last nite?" |
| 12 |
|D|K|greenback |

 | 17 |
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"<|D|K|Sleeper> who cares" |
| 13 |
|D|K|Reaper |

 | 15 |
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"<~>Be Right Back<~>" |
| 14 |
|D|K|Bullet |

 | 15 |
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"<|Rick|> Loads of people on their team with 21/6 scores, and the opposition all with 7/12 scores ..." |
| 15 |
Tola`sleePing |

 | 15 |
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"[20:13:08] [Tola]: you want CS:CZ or not" |
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Nick |
Number of Lines |
Random Quote |
| 1 |
|D|K|Sleeper |

 | 82 |
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"I've got to Ricks live server stats bit" |
| 2 |
|D|K|BOT |

 | 62 |
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"I am currently recording stats about this channel, You can view them at our website http://www.dkc..." |
| 3 |
|D|K|BigAl |

 | 45 |
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"you konw the stats page on eqx ?" |
| 4 |
|D|K|Viper |

 | 40 |
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"you got rid of last years stats?" |
| 5 |
|D|K|Reaper |

 | 37 |
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"hey sleeps i got the script for the irc stats i just need the idiot to help me get it up" |
| 6 |
|D|K|Mack |

 | 35 |
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"yep ...... i'm gonna incorprate ur bravenet stats thing too, and the header movie once i'm done .... ..." |
| 7 |
|D|K|Rick |

 | 9 |
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"I'm not entirely happy with having full stats though, I have to admit. Everyone gets totally obsessed ..." |
| 8 |
|D|K|Gay_Burns |

 | 8 |
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"bullet m8 did you see the stats for the server?" |
| 9 |
Demented-Idiot |

 | 6 |
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"i have downloaded ur stats thing..and i am gonna put it on some php space and make my bot connect ..." |
| 10 |
{CLiT}Kartoffel |

 | 4 |
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"does this chan have stats too?" |
| 11 |
Demented-AWAY |

 | 4 |
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"mirc stats or sof2 stats" |
| 12 |
|D|K|WeeAlien |

 | 3 |
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"stats page" |
| 13 |
Slack |

 | 3 |
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"im not on the irc stats" |
| 14 |
Rick_ |

 | 3 |
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"Do you not get proper stats Reaper?" |
| 15 |
|eQx|R |

 | 2 |
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"im not! u can stick teh P*anda Stats" |
| |D|K|Rick couldn't decide whether to stay or go and joined #|d|k| 352 times during this reporting period... |
|D|K|Sleeper really wanted others to know what was doing - 1519 descriptions altogether.
Sample:| | [22:01] * |D|K|Sleeper is away to join Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory - FPS ET Server 2 - hosted by www.fpsclanservers.net (193.243.228.232:27974)
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The evil guard of #|d|k| was |D|K|Mack who got this reputation after kicking out 77 people.
Sample:| | [22:23] <|D|K|Reaper> go go powerrangers [22:23] * |D|K|Reaper was kicked by |D|K|Mack (|D|K|Reaper) |
Also |D|K|Sleeper tried to look cool by kicking out 62 people.
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OriX didn't get it on the first time and got kicked out for 43 times.
Sample:| | [15:01] <OriX> lo :D [00:16] * OriX was kicked by |D|K|Reaper (OriX) |
Runner-up: |D|K|Reaper - got 30 kicks.
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|D|K|Gay_Burns knew what to say and said ":)" for 1718 times.
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Loudest one was |D|K|HavoK with yell percentage of 17%!
Second loudest on the block: |D|K|TRIGG3R - 16% with high volume!
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|D|K|BigAl gave most ops - actually 372 of them.
|D|K|Sleeper behaved badly and got deopped 25 times.
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Slacks||oot had many things uncertain - 23% of lines contained a question.
...and silver medal goes to |D|K|ChickenGib - with question ratio of 21%.
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Conversation killer award goes to |D|K|Mack whose final comment caused 4 conversations to end suddenly.
Following sample line ended 5-minute conversation and was followed by 6 minutes of silence:| | [16:32] <|D|K|Mack> sometimes yeah
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|D|K|BigAl spoke most monologues - wrote over 5 lines in a row for 77 times...
Runner-up auto-chatter: |D|K|BOT - spoke 63 times with himself.
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|D|K|Mack had sticky Shift button - wrote 302 lines in CAPS.
Sample:| | [19:26] <|D|K|Mack> "LOOK OUT ..... WEEEEEeeeeee !"
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Rick_ wrote longest lines - average of 52 letters per line.
Average line length on #|d|k| was 25 letters.
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| Count |
Nick |
Randomly selected sample(amount) |
| 63 |
|D|K|Mack |
"hehhehe"(19), "shittin"(6), "stoppin"(4), "chillis"(4), "essence"(3), "nuffink"(3), ... |
| 49 |
|D|K|Sleeper |
"follows"(4), "blinked"(4), "bellend"(4), "woooooo"(3), "****ing"(3), "ocarina"(3), ... |
| 44 |
|D|K|Reaper |
"arghhhhh"(10), "spykids"(4), "heyyyyy"(4), "cuntier"(4), "famouse"(3), "layouts"(3), ... |
| 42 |
|D|K|Viper |
"bambers"(5), "inocent"(3), "upopiju"(3), "On¦Pure"(3), "orginal"(3), "IRCstats"(4), ... |
| 41 |
|D|K|BigAl |
"mohaash"(7), "Verdana"(4), "Leadtek"(3), "behaves"(3), "autocad"(3), "condump"(3), ... |
| 30 |
|D|K|BOT |
"=S*G*W="(7), "Mustang"(4), "mp_shop"(4), "NaiHarn"(4), "mp_pra2"(6), "Saddams"(3), ... |
| 27 |
|D|K|Rick |
"reackon"(5), "plunger"(4), "*bleep*"(4), "paladin"(4), "whatnot"(3), "flashed"(3), ... |
| 17 |
OriX |
"Reaper»"(10), "#willeh"(6), "lanning"(4), "fractal"(3), "«@OriX»"(4), "diffrent"(4), ... |
| 17 |
|D|K|WeeAlien |
"formatt"(9), "howling"(8), "kacking"(7), "crackle"(7), "watered"(3), "BIGGINS"(3), ... |
| 9 |
|D|K|Gay_Burns |
"freaking"(70), "nuthing"(5), "tourney"(3), "Mansley"(3), "festival"(5), "fragging"(4), ... |
| Count |
Nicks |
Randomly selected sample(amount) |
| 52 |
|D|K|Sleeper and |D|K|Mack |
"wellies"(10), "hehehee"(10), "snowman"(5), "nearest"(4), "wounded"(4), "puberty"(3), ... |
| 50 |
|D|K|Mack and |D|K|Viper |
"germans"(5), "charlie"(5), "Premier"(4), "threads"(3), "someday"(3), "cloaked"(3), ... |
| 33 |
|D|K|Sleeper and |D|K|Rick |
"barrier"(7), "flashes"(7), "doorway"(4), "calander"(7), "calming"(3), "stepped"(3), ... |
| 32 |
|D|K|Sleeper and |D|K|Viper |
"cockbite"(9), "cunning"(5), "vaginal"(5), "nicking"(5), "flicked"(3), "trilogy"(3), ... |
| 26 |
|D|K|Viper and |D|K|Rick |
"awakens"(7), "subjects"(5), "chipsets"(5), "autojoin"(4), "airfield"(4), "downtime"(3), ... |
| 25 |
|D|K|Mack and |D|K|WeeAlien |
"sheee-it"(40), "sheeee-it"(34), "curious"(8), "sheeesh"(8), "satelite"(9), "chimney"(5), ... |
| 24 |
|D|K|Mack and |D|K|Rick |
"invoice"(10), "lurking"(6), "notices"(5), "hideous"(4), "trinity"(3), "padlock"(3), ... |
| 23 |
|D|K|Viper and |D|K|Reaper |
"reckons"(7), "descent"(6), "prevent"(4), "demoted"(3), "forgive"(3), "express"(3), ... |
| 22 |
|D|K|Sleeper and |D|K|Gay_Burns |
"metallica"(35), "rotflmao"(12), "chrimbo"(8), "Realism"(7), "goddammit"(11), "decline"(4), ... |
| 22 |
|D|K|Sleeper and |D|K|Reaper |
"emulator"(11), "killers"(7), "slowing"(4), "crontab"(4), "tribute"(4), "crunchy"(4), ... |